1. |
Intro
00:27
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2. |
Gubment Cheese
02:30
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3. |
Workerman
03:21
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4. |
Strap-On Woman Blues
02:06
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got my woman, strap-on twelve inch long
got my woman, strap-on twelve inch long
when that bitch gets goin' she just won't take no
lord have mercy, I just can't sit down
I'm said lord have mercy, I just can't sit down
yeah everybody knows my baby, roughest ride in town
wake up in the mornin' just as sore as I can be
strap-on woman blues lord they are slowly killin' me
yeah I wake up in the mornin' just as sore as I can be
strap-on woman blues lord they are slowly killin' me
got my woman, strap-on twelve inch long
got my woman, strap-on twelve inch long
yeah she gave my ass a-poundin' and then I wrote this song
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5. |
Break-Up Day Song
00:46
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6. |
ECT
03:46
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yeah I've been told there's nothing left upstairs
your eyes don't lie
the memory of my face just isn't there
it's zapped away
and one more time the cuckoo flew into that nest he made for you
remember lying on your bedroom floor
you saw the moon
I thought I want it all but I want more
it hits so hard
I came to see a friend of mine but let's tell tales to pass the time
and what is this fading all worth for me
is it just a drunken fool you see
I thought by now I would know it all
I thought I could drink like a day on the job and
forget just like you and the past they robbed
I thought by now I would know it all
remember lying on your bedroom floor
you saw the moon
I thought I want it all but I want more
it hits so hard
I came to see a friend of mine but let's tell tales to pass the time
and what is this fading all worth for me
is it just a drunken fool you see
I thought by now I would know it all
I thought I could drink like a day on the job and
forget just like you and the past they robbed
I thought by now I would know it all
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7. |
Don't Wait For The Water
03:06
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10. |
Patrick's In The Pokey
04:06
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11. |
So Much For Please, Baby
04:57
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well my baby, took her love away
my baby, made me cry today
waking up in this bed all alone
please bring your lovin' home
oh lord I can't go on this way no no no I can't
please baby, don't you do this to me
no please baby, I'm on my hands and my knees
looking up at the stars in the sky
ask the good lord please tell me why
did my baby break my heart and I oh now baby I
(and I will always love you)
waking up in this bed all alone
please bring your lovin' home
oh lord I can't go on this way oh no lord I can't
(and I will always love you)
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12. |
The Magic Of Couscous
01:22
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13. |
Arlington
06:15
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she said she doesn't want me lying
so now there's nothing more to say
and it hurts her too much anyway
the drugs have got her head on backwards
it doesn't matter how I try
it's so hard to look her in the eyes
the nurse comes in, kicks me out
I pretend I cannot hear
kill her fast or take her slow
but please don't make me choose
and no one ever lost their breath like you
and no one ever fell apart like you
I don't know how to wind this goddamn clock of yours
the canary's dead, she's too far gone
oh lord why did it take so long
to murder her and get this off my chest
please put them back together now
I remember driving up to Lee's house
and standing in the pouring rain
soon we'll have to do it all again
the Lord has got my head on backwards
i'd hoped that he would hear my call
but he's just a sadist after all
the nurse comes in, kicks me out
I pretend I cannot hear
kill her fast or take her slow
but please don't make me choose
and no one ever lost their breath like you
and no one ever fell apart like you
I don't know how to wind this goddamn clock of yours
the canary's dead, she's too far gone
oh lord why did it take so long
to murder her and get this off my chest
please put them back together now
and no one ever lost their breath like you
and no one ever fell apart like you
I don't know how to wind this goddamn clock of yours
the canary's dead, she's too far gone
oh lord why did it take so long
to murder her and get this off my chest
please put them back together now
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15. |
Ol' Bo Gene
01:40
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16. |
Lover For A Day
04:45
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going down to the market square
gonna get some lemons there
I'm gonna see my baby girl tonight
make fresh squeezed lemonade
a little sugar takes it all the way
we'll make that lemonade all day and night
makin' that sweet lemonade in the morning
makin' that sweet lemonade at night
makin' that sweet lemonade in the kitchen and the butt
her friends all know I squeeze that girl just right
oh yeah my baby's freshly squeezed
my baby's freshly squeezed you know
I'm telling you my baby's freshly squeezed
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girl I wish I was a leaf
so that when fall came I would die
and turn a pleasant shade of gold
and you could look in my eyes
can you answer me when I ask
do you show me love or pity
instead of your love
I'd rather have
the courage to fall
from the tree
and when you kill me make it quick
cause loving you makes me so sick
cause I might be allergic
girl I wish I was a leaf
preserved in you diary pages
crushed between your confessions
where nothing ever changes
where no trees grow from seeds
but I don't want that cure
I want you to be my release
and I'll be terminal like you are
and when you kill me make it quick
cause loving you makes me so sick
lies, vomit, lies, vomit,
I just can't give you your way
cause I might be allergic
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20. |
Gangster Boogie
01:30
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I was walking down Springdale Street just the other day when I
saw an old fling coming the other way
she asked why I didn't come round no more to give her any nookie
and I said I'm sorry baby I've been the gangsta boogie
yeah being a gangsta's a state of mind but
doing that boogie's a state of your behind
and those whores on Springdale Street will treat you just right as long as you Gangsta Boogie with them all through the night
yeah we boogie all night until the early dawn
and then they slide those black lacy panties back on
just to head out back to the corner of Springdale again
where the gangsters roll and they boogie with sin
yeah I dig that sinful boogie and I can't miss none of it
so I score some crank and I snort that shit
with that nose I use to smell them fresh baked cookies
and all night long...it was Gangsta Boogie
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21. |
Babes In The Majors
03:44
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I'm up alone cause everything shuts down so goddamn early in this town
the suns comes up, my cig goes out and one more drink my whiskey is all gone yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
baby said she fell off the horse again
and threw her lover under the bus
and my old band is turning to soldiers
my neighbors keep on turning to dust
some fill in the holes in their shot guns
and some of them have nothing to show
but nothing could have prepared me
for the beautiful ache in my soul
close the door put out the light
you know I won't be coming home tonight
the buzz has crawled into my eyes
the lines and lights just keep on rushing by
baby said she fell off the horse again
and threw her lover under the bus
and my old band is turning to soldiers
my neighbors keep on turning to dust
some fill in the holes in their shot guns
and some of them have nothing to show
but nothing could have prepared me
for the beautiful ache in my soul
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22. |
The Wild Rover
02:51
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I've been a wild rover for many a year
I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer
but now I'm returning with gold in great store
and I never will play the wild rover no more
and it's no nay never
no nay never no more
will I play the wild rover
no never no more
I went to an ale house I used to frequent
and I told the landlady me money was spent
I asked her for credit she answered me "Nay
such a custom as your I could have nay day"
and it's no nay never
no nay never no more
will I play the wild rover
no never no more
I took from my pockets ten sovereigns bright
and the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight
she said "I have whiskey and wines of the best
and the words that I spoke Sir were only in jest"
and it's no nay never
no nay never no more
will I play the wild rover
no never no more
I'll go home to my parents, confess what I've done
and I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son
and if they forgive me as oft times before
sure I never will play the wild rover no more
and it's no nay never
no nay never no more
will I play the wild rover
no never no more
and it's no nay never
no nay never no more
will I play the wild rover
no never no more
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23. |
Lily Of The Valley
03:02
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24. |
Pissin' Me Off
00:55
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25. |
String 'Em Up
04:15
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beat his ass it's all an act, and tell the lord you won't be coming back
string him up yeah string him high, do it all but make sure he don't die
die, oh yeah
can't you stand on what you preach, or is this just a case of muddled speech
put those fuckers in their place, but please don't smack that shit across my face
face, oh yeah
come on down, to a place
that fun can last for days now
but you won't be missed
pray to god it won't come to this yeah
things are all so black and white but it's so hard to tell what's wrong or right
fuck the law and fuck the ache stuff their guts till it's all they can take
take
string 'em up, strip 'em down
make 'em sing and make 'em drown now
close the joint, what a joke
pray those pigs go up in smoke now
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if I were a swan I'd be gone
and if I were a train I'd be late again
and if I were a good man, I'd talk with you more often than I do
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27. |
Tasty World
02:47
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28. |
Cry No Mo'
05:24
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29. |
Seasick Stanley
03:50
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30. |
When I Lost You Twice
04:26
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you whispered that you were never coming back and then you
left me standing by the railroad tracks
I searched for solace in a jug of wine
it didn't work and so I sloshed through the shine
now that was all those years ago but I still keep asking why
the only thing worse than losing you
was when I lost you twice
woke up this morning in a cold, cold sweat
those railroad tracks still there in my head
then I remember where I am and when
and take a swig of that sweet shine again
now that was all those years ago but I still keep asking why
the only thing worse than losing you
was when I lost you twice
see the man there as you pull away
saying things to you that I used to say
sometimes my brother, sometimes my friend
it still hurts the same in the end
see the man there as you pull away
saying those sweet things to you that I used to say
sometimes my brother, sometimes my friend
it still hurts the same in the end
those tracks still haunt me all throughout my day
I keep on driving but I can't get away
I'm so afraid to lay down my head
I buy some love and buy some sweet shine instead
now that was all those years ago but I still keep asking why
the only thing worse than losing you
was when I lost you twice
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a-good luck getting a date to the junior prom
(the junior prom, the junior prom)
a-good luck getting a date to the senior prom
(the senior prom, the senior prom, the senior prom, the senior prom)
good luck getting married, and good luck having kids, and good luck dying all alone with cats
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32. |
Share Space
02:50
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33. |
Outro
02:34
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