you don't have to be beautiful girl to turn me on yeah I'm cruising around in my automobile and I'm feelin' super fly and that little old nana of mine she's riding shotgun by my side you know where we going, yeah yeah we going down to the dentist to get her crown replaced I sign on in and then I sit on down, grab a magazine or something behind your desk woman then you come a-slinkin' around ooh woman you lookin' so damn fine in your scrubs you got on today in my face girl, in my face (pump that gas now, pump that gas) in my lap girl , in my lap (plop that ass now, plop that ass) anesthetize me, ooh tantelize me and now you're talking dirty in your real broken English your tongue slides from my mouth and all the way down to my penis yeah! come on now! ooh, give me some more of that keyboard yeah now when I-when I come around you know I'm in a real heavy state, man and then my nana come out and say "I hope I weren't too late" so I get on up from my chair and I'm gonna take my old lady away take that old woman away now but then on the air these Jamaican voices come a-driftin' my way I turn around and I hear big ol' Henrietta say- here's what she said "Me took that white boy and me made him a man today" in my face girl, in my face (pump that gas now, pump that gas) and in my lap girl , in my lap (plop that ass now, plop that ass) anesthetize me, and tantelize me and now you're talking dirty in your real broken English your tongue slides from my mouth and all the way down to my penis yeah!

Long ago, in the ancient land of Lawrenceville, and unholy tribe of pagans used their most wicked black magic to bring into the world the embodiment of pure evil. Sewn from the softest of clothes and filled with the most plush stuffing imaginable, this perversion of our lord and savior was imbued with the powers of utter darkness and destruction. He now sits in the tallest tower of an ancient cathedral extending its darkness across the land. Upon a single table, draped in an unadorned white cloth, with a blood-stained crucifix on either side there he sits...Creepy Jesus. you gaze upon him something's feeling queer he'll probe your mind and find your deepest fears take everything you love and boast about it in your ear in your ear his vengeance falls like rain from the skies god can't stop him and you know that he still tries run 'round the world but you can't escape those eyes those eyes empires crumble and rulers fall your loved one's blood smeared upon the wall plague and famine upon mankind he'll steal your soul and he'll make you long to die (Creepy Jesus) he'll lure you in with that big fake smile (Creepy Jesus) he's had your death planned all the while (Creepy Jesus) he wreaks destruction just because he can (Creepy Jesus) and he knows one day he'll bring about the fall of man he'll make you question everything you know his deeds thrust shame on the man down below his victims line the earth like sardines all packed in a row his evil blackens the sun and the stars no other psychopath could hope to come this far his body plush as his boner for evil is hard it's so hard empires crumble and rulers fall your loved one's blood smeared upon the wall famine and plague upon mankind he'll steal your soul and he'll make you long to die (Creepy Jesus) he'll lure you in with that big fake smile (Creepy Jesus) he's had your death planned all the while (Creepy Jesus) he wreaks destruction just because he can (Creepy Jesus) and he knows one day he'll bring about the fall of man

trade away your comforts for a flag at which to pledge and if you will not join me I will push you from the ledge you won't see my reason, I know you're all the same goodbye my wretched savior, I shall not be saved summer turns to autumn, the leaves lose all their green I scrub in desperation to make my skin look clean leave the arrows to the archer, the pennies to the thieves goodbye my wretched savior leave the saving up to me they speak of understanding, but they showed me just their backs their words are wrapped in velvet, but their souls were clad in black tomorrow makes a year, I have left them to the grave goodbye my friend, my savior, it's you I cannot save

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