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The Good Hooch Is That a​-​Way

by The Cupcake Conquistadors

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Intro 00:27
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Workerman 03:21
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got my woman, strap-on twelve inch long got my woman, strap-on twelve inch long when that bitch gets goin' she just won't take no lord have mercy, I just can't sit down I'm said lord have mercy, I just can't sit down yeah everybody knows my baby, roughest ride in town wake up in the mornin' just as sore as I can be strap-on woman blues lord they are slowly killin' me yeah I wake up in the mornin' just as sore as I can be strap-on woman blues lord they are slowly killin' me got my woman, strap-on twelve inch long got my woman, strap-on twelve inch long yeah she gave my ass a-poundin' and then I wrote this song
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ECT 03:46
yeah I've been told there's nothing left upstairs your eyes don't lie the memory of my face just isn't there it's zapped away and one more time the cuckoo flew into that nest he made for you remember lying on your bedroom floor you saw the moon I thought I want it all but I want more it hits so hard I came to see a friend of mine but let's tell tales to pass the time and what is this fading all worth for me is it just a drunken fool you see I thought by now I would know it all I thought I could drink like a day on the job and forget just like you and the past they robbed I thought by now I would know it all remember lying on your bedroom floor you saw the moon I thought I want it all but I want more it hits so hard I came to see a friend of mine but let's tell tales to pass the time and what is this fading all worth for me is it just a drunken fool you see I thought by now I would know it all I thought I could drink like a day on the job and forget just like you and the past they robbed I thought by now I would know it all
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well my baby, took her love away my baby, made me cry today waking up in this bed all alone please bring your lovin' home oh lord I can't go on this way no no no I can't please baby, don't you do this to me no please baby, I'm on my hands and my knees looking up at the stars in the sky ask the good lord please tell me why did my baby break my heart and I oh now baby I (and I will always love you) waking up in this bed all alone please bring your lovin' home oh lord I can't go on this way oh no lord I can't (and I will always love you)
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Arlington 06:15
she said she doesn't want me lying so now there's nothing more to say and it hurts her too much anyway the drugs have got her head on backwards it doesn't matter how I try it's so hard to look her in the eyes the nurse comes in, kicks me out I pretend I cannot hear kill her fast or take her slow but please don't make me choose and no one ever lost their breath like you and no one ever fell apart like you I don't know how to wind this goddamn clock of yours the canary's dead, she's too far gone oh lord why did it take so long to murder her and get this off my chest please put them back together now I remember driving up to Lee's house and standing in the pouring rain soon we'll have to do it all again the Lord has got my head on backwards i'd hoped that he would hear my call but he's just a sadist after all the nurse comes in, kicks me out I pretend I cannot hear kill her fast or take her slow but please don't make me choose and no one ever lost their breath like you and no one ever fell apart like you I don't know how to wind this goddamn clock of yours the canary's dead, she's too far gone oh lord why did it take so long to murder her and get this off my chest please put them back together now and no one ever lost their breath like you and no one ever fell apart like you I don't know how to wind this goddamn clock of yours the canary's dead, she's too far gone oh lord why did it take so long to murder her and get this off my chest please put them back together now
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Ol' Bo Gene 01:40
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going down to the market square gonna get some lemons there I'm gonna see my baby girl tonight make fresh squeezed lemonade a little sugar takes it all the way we'll make that lemonade all day and night makin' that sweet lemonade in the morning makin' that sweet lemonade at night makin' that sweet lemonade in the kitchen and the butt her friends all know I squeeze that girl just right oh yeah my baby's freshly squeezed my baby's freshly squeezed you know I'm telling you my baby's freshly squeezed
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girl I wish I was a leaf so that when fall came I would die and turn a pleasant shade of gold and you could look in my eyes can you answer me when I ask do you show me love or pity instead of your love I'd rather have the courage to fall from the tree and when you kill me make it quick cause loving you makes me so sick cause I might be allergic girl I wish I was a leaf preserved in you diary pages crushed between your confessions where nothing ever changes where no trees grow from seeds but I don't want that cure I want you to be my release and I'll be terminal like you are and when you kill me make it quick cause loving you makes me so sick lies, vomit, lies, vomit, I just can't give you your way cause I might be allergic
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I was walking down Springdale Street just the other day when I saw an old fling coming the other way she asked why I didn't come round no more to give her any nookie and I said I'm sorry baby I've been the gangsta boogie yeah being a gangsta's a state of mind but doing that boogie's a state of your behind and those whores on Springdale Street will treat you just right as long as you Gangsta Boogie with them all through the night yeah we boogie all night until the early dawn and then they slide those black lacy panties back on just to head out back to the corner of Springdale again where the gangsters roll and they boogie with sin yeah I dig that sinful boogie and I can't miss none of it so I score some crank and I snort that shit with that nose I use to smell them fresh baked cookies and all night long...it was Gangsta Boogie
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I'm up alone cause everything shuts down so goddamn early in this town the suns comes up, my cig goes out and one more drink my whiskey is all gone yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah baby said she fell off the horse again and threw her lover under the bus and my old band is turning to soldiers my neighbors keep on turning to dust some fill in the holes in their shot guns and some of them have nothing to show but nothing could have prepared me for the beautiful ache in my soul close the door put out the light you know I won't be coming home tonight the buzz has crawled into my eyes the lines and lights just keep on rushing by baby said she fell off the horse again and threw her lover under the bus and my old band is turning to soldiers my neighbors keep on turning to dust some fill in the holes in their shot guns and some of them have nothing to show but nothing could have prepared me for the beautiful ache in my soul
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I've been a wild rover for many a year I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer but now I'm returning with gold in great store and I never will play the wild rover no more and it's no nay never no nay never no more will I play the wild rover no never no more I went to an ale house I used to frequent and I told the landlady me money was spent I asked her for credit she answered me "Nay such a custom as your I could have nay day" and it's no nay never no nay never no more will I play the wild rover no never no more I took from my pockets ten sovereigns bright and the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight she said "I have whiskey and wines of the best and the words that I spoke Sir were only in jest" and it's no nay never no nay never no more will I play the wild rover no never no more I'll go home to my parents, confess what I've done and I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son and if they forgive me as oft times before sure I never will play the wild rover no more and it's no nay never no nay never no more will I play the wild rover no never no more and it's no nay never no nay never no more will I play the wild rover no never no more
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beat his ass it's all an act, and tell the lord you won't be coming back string him up yeah string him high, do it all but make sure he don't die die, oh yeah can't you stand on what you preach, or is this just a case of muddled speech put those fuckers in their place, but please don't smack that shit across my face face, oh yeah come on down, to a place that fun can last for days now but you won't be missed pray to god it won't come to this yeah things are all so black and white but it's so hard to tell what's wrong or right fuck the law and fuck the ache stuff their guts till it's all they can take take string 'em up, strip 'em down make 'em sing and make 'em drown now close the joint, what a joke pray those pigs go up in smoke now
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If (free) 00:45
if I were a swan I'd be gone and if I were a train I'd be late again and if I were a good man, I'd talk with you more often than I do
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Tasty World 02:47
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Cry No Mo' 05:24
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you whispered that you were never coming back and then you left me standing by the railroad tracks I searched for solace in a jug of wine it didn't work and so I sloshed through the shine now that was all those years ago but I still keep asking why the only thing worse than losing you was when I lost you twice woke up this morning in a cold, cold sweat those railroad tracks still there in my head then I remember where I am and when and take a swig of that sweet shine again now that was all those years ago but I still keep asking why the only thing worse than losing you was when I lost you twice see the man there as you pull away saying things to you that I used to say sometimes my brother, sometimes my friend it still hurts the same in the end see the man there as you pull away saying those sweet things to you that I used to say sometimes my brother, sometimes my friend it still hurts the same in the end those tracks still haunt me all throughout my day I keep on driving but I can't get away I'm so afraid to lay down my head I buy some love and buy some sweet shine instead now that was all those years ago but I still keep asking why the only thing worse than losing you was when I lost you twice
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a-good luck getting a date to the junior prom (the junior prom, the junior prom) a-good luck getting a date to the senior prom (the senior prom, the senior prom, the senior prom, the senior prom) good luck getting married, and good luck having kids, and good luck dying all alone with cats
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Share Space 02:50
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Outro 02:34

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released August 19, 2013

Special thanks to Cole, Dylan, Nick, Victor, John, Patrick,
and our beloved muse, Ina Garten

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