Man stuff Man stuff Anything else would've felt so weak Anything else wouldn't be so sweet Truck balls Truck balls Anything else would've felt so weak Anything else wouldn't be so sweet

I was on a never ending river the air was muggy and the sun was low and as I cut her prow around the corner I saw a place where I could rest my bones my limbs were weary I had lost my bearings I wandered off of every map I know that's when I saw that mysterious lady and what happened next I do not know I awakened in a ring of fire then I took some of her magic root and I embarked upon and inward journey she said "I'm gonna help you find the truth" then I traveled for ages uncounted between our spirits and across the stars through the psyche and darkness uncharted I saw the wisdom in the way things are I been to the top of the mountain but there was no great secret waiting there for me (jungle justice) I've been through the darkness and back out the other side (jungle justice) you can beat back the beast but he's still there biding his time (jungle justice) and even in this concrete jungle the beast can go by many names he rears his ugly head and roars despite your vain attempts to keep him tame and in that moment both my eyes were opened the dream unraveled and it came undone the nations of man were laid out before me I was the devil and the tempted son the illusion melted all around me pulled back the curtain it was just a man not a puppet of angels or demons not a puppet in a higher plan I been to the top of the mountain but there was no great secret waiting there for me (jungle justice) I've been through the darkness and back out the other side (jungle justice) you can beat back the beast but he's still there biding his time (jungle justice) and even in this concrete jungle the beast can go by many names he rears his ugly head and roars despite your vain attempts to keep him tame

Honey I’m buzzin I’m buzzin all around you Yeah honey I’m buzzin Cuz of all of those sweet things you do And it’s a ripe and balmy Friday And I sure would like to see you I’m buzzin You make me feel so alive Yeah I’m buzzin Your fragrance has got me so high And I don’t know if I can take much more Or I won’t be able to drive I think you got me You’ve got me reelin every day Yeah you really got me buzzin You’ve got the most peculiar way So when I come and knock on your door I hope you’ll come out and play

Crispy-J: this is a PSA with your host Crispy-J take out a pencil and some paper take some notes today do you try hustlin' but caught each time you disobey do you try runnin' from the cops but you can't get away if I'm describing you, you better heed this take a trip to your local car dealership pick out a mini van, any color that you like drop a down payment sign on the dotted line before you protest just take a seat and hear me out feel that quality leather and let it ease your doubts you can hide your stash with all the extra storage in the floors and keep your trigger hand free with automatic doors and if you meet some bitches and you wanna take them home make extra room with the fold out third row built in GPS so you can find they address if they get bored there's little tv's in the headrests the best part is when I'm runnin' from the po-po I'm going google chrome, incognito they look for fast rollers, sports cars, lamborghinis I'm doin' 90 on the freeway they don't even see me because I'm blending in, Ezio, chameleon they'll never find out all the dope shit I be stealin' drunk and swervin' down both sides of the street all my murder victims stretched out in the back seat (rollin' town and country) I am the terror that strikes in the night (rollin' town and country) the best place to hide is right in plain sight (rollin' town and country) they capture all the rest and they don't get no fight (rollin' town and country)but I'm the perp they've been trying to catch all night Hy-C: Yeah I’m with Crispy J We in the mini van Ask if we got some weed We got plenty man Just ground up a pound You oughta see the pile We rollin like Italian dinner, family style That extra cheese, got that special sauce Got that original upholstery cuz I’m a boss You know we rollin slow and Smoking dope and blowin o’s Them pigs, they tried to get us But they ain’t even close We’ve got the skill We know the hype’s absurd We know we’re hot and rude, boy Like spicy jerk Coppers they think they poppin Spittin fighting words But they gon be spittin teeth When they bite the curb I’ve got the groove Crispy got the spunk Hey baby let me come and Drop me load up in your trunk Getting BJ’s in PJ’s, we droppin bombs Me and Crispy J Rollin with some soccer moms Crispy-J: but I still hear when all the motherfuckin' haters say "you think it's gangsta rollin' town and country Crispy-J?" well I'm still livin' free they locked your sorry ass away so we can put my little theory to the test today I live the town and country life I'm on the free way I roll with all the single milfs at the soccer games but is it gangsta if your room is only six by eight if boys in county help themselves like you a buffet and is it gangsta every meal eatin' state slop and spendin' every lonely night in that tiny cot or would you rather be like me and eat filet mignon and in the king size every night makin' things hot and now we're comin' to the end of this dialogue I hope you think about the town and country life dog or you'll be locked away, and gettin' antsy while I go stealth mode Tom Clancy (rollin' town and country) like it's 2001 you know I keep it real (rollin' town and country) I'm elusive like a ghost and now you all know my deal (rollin' town and country) they think I'm just a mom out about in her wheels (rollin' town and country) with just a van full of kids eatin' happy meals

here comes Danny Dyer and his chocolate homonculus skipping down a rainbow bridge flinging handfuls of peace and love and here comes Danny Dyer with the flower folk in tow just take a hit, make a magic wish and away we all shall go come brothers and sister, come daughters and sons the winds of change are blowing and they can smell the change on us I'll meet you down on the river bank, we'll take of our pants and shirts and we'll check out all the naked chicks---we''ll protect mother earth here comes Danny Dyer and his chocolate homonculus skipping down a rainbow bridge flinging handfuls of peace and love and here comes Danny Dyer with the flower folk in tow just take a hit, make a magic wish and away we all shall go peace and love and flowers brotherhood and caring hey my friend with the drug stash, would you kindly get to sharing can you believe these commie fucks give their shit away for free--- peace and love and flowers and love and peace and harmony here comes Danny Dyer, he's collected all your friends he calls it opportunity, but they call him The Man and here comes Danny Dyer, empty words and his guitar keeping little chocolate hippies in formaldehyde jars

there's a cry across the heartland a yearning for the days gone by and in little old Cordyn, Indianna they're happy and they'll tell you why they got Butt Drugs they love Butt Drugs Bu-Bu-Bu-Butt Drugs Bu-Bu-Bu-Butt Drugs you want hometown service and cheap hot coffee and liquor now that's the ticket you can tell Wal-Mart, CVS, and Walgreens exactly where to stick it Bu-Bu-Bu-Butt Drugs Bu-Bu-Bu-Butt Drugs Bu-Bu-Bu-Butt Drugs Bu-Bu-Bu-Butt Drugs

Sixteen when she left North Dakota Her poor mother wept, waved goodbye at the door Six month is all, I’ll be back in the fall But she never came home anymore Oh, the honeybees dance ‘round the rosebush A single bulb flickers in a house meant for two Now I’m riding the rails and telling tall tales And watchin the marigolds bloom He looks out through his bakery window For 32 years, he’d had money and a son Now he’s selling his mops and he’s closing up shop And he won’t call it home anymore It’s been a year and a half since she left her A forbidden romance turned love into chore But when the chapel bell rings and the mockingbird sings She knows she’s not home anymore She polishes the marble inscription And oils the bike that had barely been used With a tear on her cheek, she walks by the creek And no one comes home anymore An immigrant from somewhere in Scotland He worked in a coal mine along side a crew By God, they exclaimed, we just can’t place his name And he doesn’t his name either

I know a girl who steals knobs off people's radios She's tossing bricks and turning tricks at all the punk shows She laughs cause I'm behind the trends across the interweb but it don't bother me cause all Her friends are dope heads but when She's on the town the city lights are shining down Her time is up the secret's out but it don't mean a thing it's all the same to me falling from the family tree chomping on the pedigree but it don't mean a thing I was convinced to sell my songs away for street cred for always ragging on the thoughts I have in my head it keeps me up night after night with all the undead so when it comes to picking out Her faults I pretend but when She's on the town the city lights are shining down Her time is up the secret's out but it don't mean a thing it's all the same to me the verdict's in they're going free California Tennessee but it don't mean a thing Benevolent Jelly! She's my Benevolent Jelly! but when She's on the town the city lights are shining down Her time is up the secret's out but it don't mean a thing it's all the same to me scrounging for some empathy She's 21 I'm 23 but it don't mean a thing

Spicy Pimento Is a quaint and piquant treat He’s great for lunch and he packs a punch That’ll knock you off your feet Spicy Pimento Is a fairy tale they say He’s a wholesome meal and the children squealed When he came to life one day There must have been some magic in that tupperware we found We mixed him twice, whipped him up real nice And he began to dance around Spicy Pimento Is the best dish in the house And the children say he’s A-OK As they stuff him in their mouths