I Was Shit​-​Faced and He Was Nigerian

by The Cupcake Conquistadors

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released July 29, 2014

Special thanks to: Brian Benzinger, The Maestro and KCLS, Black Ro, Kelly, Nick Nick Vic and Cole, and the cast and crew of Squidbillies.

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Track Name: Daily Dose
Four outta five physicians recommend a daily cupcake
We inhibit serotonin reuptake
Only throw touch-downs, no pump fake
Didn’t even show up and got first place
Eating beef, rump steak on my lunch break
Flirted with a girl with curves, got a plump date
Stuntin’ with The Dopest Folks, blunts bake
Man, we oughta charge for this shit, dump rates
Track Name: Friend Of A Friend
Hey, it's me
And I've been thinking about you all day long
It's true
And I've got some things that I need to tell you

I'm always secretly hoping that Stephanie brings you around
Cuz we she does my palms get sweaty and my heart starts to pound
I wanna say I like you, girl
I don't wanna pretend
If you don't like me then you'll just stay a friend of a friend
Track Name: Soul Rending Cheerios
ain't no time for pancakes, and so to break my fast
I pour some cheerios, empty like my soul
'cause I just lost my nana, she shed this mortal coil
ironically enough, eatin' cheerios

now the demon loops start glowin' with the spirits of the damned
and they all roam my breakfast nook and now here comes my nan
she says that hell has trapped her and now she's doomed to roam
weighed down by the chains she forged of sin and cheerio

(woo!)

oh my god can't you set me free
the demon loops have trapped my mind and will not let me be
and I will starve if that becomes the cost
'cause I can't sit down to breakfast without reliving all my loss
yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Track Name: I Don't Miss You At All
I Don’t Miss You At All

I don’t want to see you
I don’t miss you
There’s nothing I’d give up to kiss you
I won’t stay up and wait to see if you’ll call
Cuz I don’t miss you at all

I don’t want to see you or say that you’re mine
Ever since you left me I’m doing just fine
I’d ask how you’re feeling but I don’t give a shit
Cuz I don’t miss you one bit

(Chorus)
Since we parted ways, only happy days
Never thinking of things left behind
I’m so glad we’re through, no more me and you
And I tell you that’s just fine
It’s not like I think about you all the time

I like flying solo
It’s not boring
My bed’s never cold in the morning
My memories of you, they aren’t worth a dime
Cuz you aren’t ever on my mind

I don’t want to squeeze you or say that you’re close
Gone are the days when I needed you most
I’ve done lots of things since the last time we kissed
But missing you’s not on that list

(Repeat Chorus)
Track Name: We're All So Grateful, Doug
Thanks, Doug, we're so grateful for you
There can be no replacement for you
If you left, we'd be in some deep shit
You've got spunk and we'll do anything to keep it

Thanks, Doug
We're so grateful, Doug

Don't you know how much you mean here
We'd be sad if you were to leave here
We lament your consternation
We are willing to offer compensation

Thanks, Doug
We're so grateful
Track Name: Banana Laffy Taffy
I had a good day the other day
There was beautiful weather
My baby said that she wanted
To get together

She winked and she told me she had a surprise in store
A weak "see ya then" is all I could muster

My heart is racing
Butterflies a'flutter
The time has come
You know the pedal's on the floor

And I couldn't believe my eyes when I walked in the door
My baby got me a whole goddamn case of banana laffy taffy

That's my least favorite candy
Besides banana runts
Track Name: Ol' Sparky
Wednesday morn in Alcolu we got a posse rounded up
it's a black day in our little town we got a killer run amok
the Stinney boy says he saw them girls on their way across the rails
so let's take off our blindfolds boys and put our fingers on the scales

we gonna spin the case real good we gonna prove him dead to rights
we duped him into takin' ice cream in a bargain for his life
you know we got that jury stacked up whiter than a Wilco show
and his lawyer's up on next fall's ballot so we know which way he'll go

the young girls asked our killer here where the wild maypops grow
and his lust rose up insatiable as he watched those white girls go
when they denied him he rectified them with a railroad spike to the face
he ain't got no corroborating testimony so I rest my case

strap him in ol' sparky here and we'll give these folks a show
and bolstered on the word of god we gonna make this young n' grow
you cowards want to turn back now after lookin' in his eyes
the law has had its final say and it won't be compromised
Track Name: She Fucks Me
I met her at the Living Earth show
she crossed the room, the lights sank low
when we're together, she really digs me
she fucks me

who would think I could be so happy
(pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun)
when I'm cold you know she's keepin' me warm
(pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun)
when we're together, she really digs me
(pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun)
she fucks me
(pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun)

who would think I could be so happy
(pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun)
pins and needles up and down my spine
(pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun)
when we're together, she really digs me now
(pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun)
she fucks me
(pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun)

who would think I could be so happy
when I'm cold you know she's keepin' me warm
when we're together, she really digs me
she fucks me

she's in my arms, she's in my heart
(pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun)
pins and needles up and down my spine
(pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun)
when we're together, she really digs me
(pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun)
she fucks me
(pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun)

I met her at the Living Earth show
(pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun)
she crossed the room, the lights sank low
(pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun)
when we're together, she really digs me
(pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun)
she fucks me
(pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun)

she fucks me
Track Name: (Stuck With) The Butt Piece
I work for my brother Abe out in the cornfield
I plant the seed and plow the land
Come home each night so sore and hungry
With a lonesome heart and calloused hands

I go into the kitchen to make myself a sandwich
Take out the mayo and a coke
When I undid that twirled up twist tie
All I see is the end of the loaf

All I wanted was a ham and cheese sandwich
But Abe done beat me there
He was always Mama’s favorite child
I could’ve died for all she cared
She never cared for me, no sir
He gets all the pretty women
And he drinks all of the gun
Abe done took the middle slices
And I’m stuck with the butt piece again
Track Name: Milk of Magnesia
I won't believe you when you say I'm lost in transtit
I won't believe you when you say I lost her 'round the bend
how was I to know
there's no one here and nowhere left to go

give me milk of magnesia to soften my bones
and recall her glances as I shuffle home
to bask in the echoes of things we have shared
who knows what I'll find if I ever get there
maybe I'll find I'm just too far away
and I
I might find that's all there is to say
Track Name: Boy-Girl Party
Hey my friends,
Whatcha doin this weekend?
If you don’t have plans, let me give you some

My mama’s outta town, and daddy’s away
And sister’s with her mister, they’re on holiday
I’ve got half a case of beer, and a water bottle full of Bacardi
Let’s have a boy-girl party

Ooh a party, a boy-girl party
Oh it’s a party, a boy-girl party
Ooh a party, a boy-girl party
Oh it’s a party, a boy-girl party
Ooh a party, a boy-girl party
Oh it’s a party, a boy-girl party
Ooh a party, a boy-girl party
Let’s wear cologne and do some Bacardi
Track Name: ...Been Sober For a Coupl'a Days Now
Been sober for a coupl’a days now
And I’m starting to get that itch
Been sober for a coupl’a days now
And my brain is a-startin to twitch
I need a gram and a liter of Old Crow
So I can go and get my fix

Been sober for a coupl’a days now
And I’m starting to feel perturbed
It feels like every little thing
Is really grating on my nerves
I need a pill that can soothe my troubles
I’ll wash it down with a Steel Reserve

We’ve been together for so long
Now we have to separate
My affections faded long ago
Nothing left for you but hate
That train is leaving in the early morning
And I know that I won’t be late
Track Name: Mull of Kintyre
Mull of Kintyre oh mist rolling in from
the sea my desire is always to be here
oh Mull of Kintyre

far have I traveled and much have I seen
darkest of mountains with valleys
past painted deserts the sunsets on fire
as he carries me back to the mull of kintyre

Mull of Kintyre oh mist rolling in from
the sea my desire is always to be here
oh Mull of Kintyre

sweep through the heather like deer in the glen
carry me back to the place I knew then
nights when we sang like a heavenly choir
of the life and the times of the Mull of Kintyre

Mull of Kintyre oh mist rolling in from
the sea my desire is always to be here
oh Mull of Kintyre

smiles in the sunshine and tears in the rain
still take me back where my memories remain
flickering embers grow higher and higher
as they carry me back to the Mull of Kintyre

Mull of Kintyre oh mist rolling in from
the sea my desire is always to be here
oh Mull of Kintyre

Mull of Kintyre oh mist rolling in from
the sea my desire is always to be here
oh Mull of Kintyre
Track Name: Arlington pt.2
your lips were pinned back in the guise of a smile
mimicking stills so quickly compiled
I haven't noticed them all
the first time my eyes felt nothing returned
no spark, no flicker, no glimmer discerned
I couldn't stare for too long

our eyes were all closed but the forecast was clear
at least in the morning they all proved sincere
they all ducked out when we blinked
the organ stood silent but rose to the sky
guilt in their bones but I told the lie
the potluck all went to waste

your clocks were already wound
you choked when they pulled your life out
so unsure
no sure that the verdict was clear
no sure what's keeping us here
but I'm sure
I know this won't happen again
Track Name: The Bakery (feat. The Maestro & KCLS)
Crispy-J:
I'm Crispy-J and I'm spittin' first
like a side of sauerkraut, beer, and a wurst
casue it's your bubble, I'm about to burst
cause it's my Will Smith track still haven't cursed
till this line we got good ass rhymes
when the DoFo roll up it's rappin' time
and these beats they so fuckin' fine
"and they a damn good looking hand full of guys"
all you rappers know that i'm learned
step to me if you want to get burned
I'm eruptin' skill krakatoa
more to learn have you, back to yoda
all you suckers in the back best wake up for dessert
you in your dying clothes now hope it's your best shirt
j-k, the DoFo be sweet
with the Cupcake taste like a hot fresh treat

The Maestro:
Dofo intro sweeter treats than your bakery
inhale, exhale flavors extra savory
beaters like a cake I'm the icing on top
rhymes without intention Maestro's flow won't stop
tick tock, the clock is runnin' down
turnin' off the oven cause we're hot with our sound
movin' all around got a shop in every town
tastiest of pasties got the crust that's golden brown
these beats, on repeat
cupcake earthquake inflicts a feeling of defeat
customers linin' up and fillin all the streets
just to try a dozen of our flyest rhymin' treats
Cupcake and DoFo we killin' it
takin' fresh beats, jelly fillin' it
just spillin' shit, always drillin' it
Hy-C on a mission shake and bakin' shit

Hy-C
Cupcake DoFo Hy-C keep it shakin'
early in the morning at my bakery bakin'
delectable lyrical pleasantries so tasty
melt in your mouth damn pastry so flaky
you know I'm the head chef
platin' perfect portions off my palate fresh to death
appetizin' entrees we a five star posse
smooth like a slice of pie and coffee
bleezy looking like a white grape cannoli
a cornucopia of potency with kief aioli
blaze it up, burn it down gonna hit the spot
perfect combination like pinot chocolate
relax motherfucker we laid back
write a groovy rap, eat a scooby snack
we got flavor out the door like we got it to go
pass it off to KCLS for the dope flow

KCLS:
oh (oh) DoFO you know
flippin' fillings while we chill in the confectionery store
drinkin' miller so you better get a dictionary bro
cause it's frosty at the top with the cold ass flow oh
glacier to river mineral water
see you later motherfucker yo don't even bother yeah
you think you can hang with the crew
cause you saw us in the feature of a local tribune yo
you bring the king some tribute
how about some sweet nugs and some cupcakes too
conquistdores si we do what we do
constructing statues from Brazil to Peru
my ink ruins your Machu Pichu
my oven is hell bro I got you beat you
give me someone to speak to bout these read through's
it's the motherfuckin' cupcake posse cuts reboot
Track Name: My Tuesday Night Blowjob
I got blown on Tuesday night
Went to work the next morning
I never thought that it would be so different
She didn’t give me any warning

Stretching skin, labiaplasty
Let’s play fetch, let’s play fetch
Medicalize my size, individualize
Individual eyes

I was grateful for Tuesday night
Of course I returned the favor
I never thought that it would be so different
With all the heaviness and flavor

Sweaty sin, expectation
Let’s play fetch, fetch play lets
Medicalize my size, individualize
Individual eyes
Track Name: Goodbye Little Foot
Goodbye Littlefoot...
Track Name: Kokomonose
I’m at a killer party
A dude comes up to me and says “yo,
Do you wanna go and do some blow off of this table with me?”

He chops it up real fine
White powder in a two inch line
I use a rolled up one dollar bill and don’t leave any behind
Now I’ve got kokomonose

(Chorus)
Aruba, Jamaica
Ooh I wanna take ya in Bermuda, Bahama
Don’t you really wanna
The dried leaves of coca, I could even smoke ya
I want kokomonose
Quickest way to snort away your woes
Let’s go and do some blow
And get some kokomonose

I’m running round the yard
Taking bumps off a credit card
For sixty dollars you can buy a gram
And get your consciousness jarred
Go get some kokomonose

(Repeat Chorus)
Track Name: Wilderness Jungle Wasteland
The savages from the brush are sharpening their pointed warsticks
And if they coat the tips with the proper numbing agent
Then they’re civilized, metamorphosis

Eat the flora, kill the fauna
Pale is sickly, find the sauna
Stifle the id, stifle the id!
Individual brute

Black is bad
Black is beautiful
And God is red
Track Name: Disclaimer
Cocaine is not OK
It’s mostly baking soda anyway
My doctor says that it’s bad for me and it’ll turn me gay
But I don’t think that’s true
Track Name: Little North Mountain
lookin' down through the mountain air
so unsure of how the birds have fared
they flew to the hills from the walls in your kitchen
manslaughter being broadcast live
wonder why he won't just take a dive
my father voice says "boy you're just wishing"

pawning all you watches and rings away
ruined all my albums with nicotine stains
puzzled doctors on the ballroom floor
snowy threshold to the chapel door
it's plowed
but all for nothing

blood and booze to ease my pen
well runs dry and so I dip again
until I find I'm just repeating their mantras
missed my chances 'cause my words were white
caught in a windowless and walled in lie
and in my dreams they just keep chanting he'll haunt ya

pawning all you watches and rings away
ruined all my albums with nicotine stains
puzzled doctors on the ballroom floor
snowy threshold to the chapel door
it's plowed
but all for nothing

come down the mountain heed the call for blood
into the city sunken in the mud
we cracked his safe it's not a question of money
in baby blue when they covered you
the days were pinned upon your brand new suit
but thank the lord this time it was sunny
Track Name: Rainbow Miranda
Purple Miranda’s drinking wine
Green with tendrils on the vine
Drops her glass and leaves alone
Gray, she walks the gray path home

Rosy red, the day’s begun
Gauzy yellow in the sun
Pink to crimson, evening ends
No one else has time to spend

Empty eyes, her heart is black
Miranda’s floating on her back
In the lake by Rainbow Hill
Skin like water, clear and still
Track Name: Tweaker Dan
Tweaker Dan
Knows where everybody goes
Tweaker Dan
He runs this show
And he sculpts this block
Like Michelangelo
Seventy-six years old

Tweaker Dan
He holds all the cards
Tweaker Dan
He’s where it ends and where it starts
And he’s looking out for you
This street won’t split apart

Tweaker Dan
He sells to both sides
From his place
He’s never kept a bride
But he’s looking out for you
Don’t be scared to go outside

He rides his bike
And changes oil
Tweaker Dan
Knows his spoils

Tweaker Dan
Has a sharp and violent eye
All his friends
And customers roll by
And no one asks
And he never asks why
He’s like Michelangelo
Seventy-six years ol
Track Name: The Hardest Thing
the leaves lay 'round us dying as you
took your hand from mine and let me
know
then I went home

and read about atrocities to
make me feet come back and touch the
ground

what if I said writing this wasn't easy?
would you believe these words dripped from my tongue?
and would you guess it was the hardest thing that
happened all night long?

I'm sorry to have tricked you but you're wrong
Track Name: Cupcake Fever
you got a fever tonight and girl i got your cure
and I can tell by the way you're movin' out on the floor
the world outside can be a cold, cold place
but you got my lovin' tonight girl, so let me stuff your face

(you go the cupcake fever baby) and you know I got the perfect drug
(you go the cupcake fever baby) no anesthesia so you feel my love
(you go the cupcake fever baby) gonna make you well girl,
that's my mission
step into my office and let me fill your prescription
(take a big one of these and call me in the morning)

initial tests are over the results are in
I'm done prepping for surgery let me begin
you may have reservations, you may have your doubts
but the only cure for that fever baby is to sweat it out

(you go the cupcake fever baby) and you know I got the perfect drug
(you go the cupcake fever baby) no anesthesia so you feel my love
(you go the cupcake fever baby) gonna make you well girl,
that's my mission
step into my office and let me fill your prescription
(take a big one of these and call me in the morning)

(you go the cupcake fever baby) and you know I got the perfect drug
(you go the cupcake fever baby) no anesthesia so you feel my love
(you go the cupcake fever baby) gonna make you well girl,
that's my mission
step into my office and let me fill your prescription
(yeah fuck me)
Track Name: La Petite (From The Soundtrack To The Film "La Moufflette de Miel")
down there in the heart of Gai Paris
there sits a little school
and the girls come from miles around
and seek to learn their rules
stand straight, head back
in line, courtesy
do all these things, and you will do well
at La Petite academy (oui oui)

all across the land of France the
men cannot deny
their eyes are wide and mouths agape
when the girls of la petite pass by
douci, nouri
merci, henri
down there in the heart of Gai Paris
there sits a little school
and the girls come from miles around
and seek to learn their rules
stand straight, head back
in line, courtesy
do all these things, and you will do well
at La Petite academy (oui oui)
Track Name: It's Hard To Get a Boner From a Face
It’s difficult for one hand to thread a needle
If you’re not the best, it’s tough to get first place
And if you think it’s hard to catch a greased up piglet
You should try to get a boner from a face
Yeah just a face
Track Name: Later
the grand that washed up to the rocks on her shore
sold that look in her eyes like never before
I thought I could barter if I wasn't so pure
wasn't so pure

rewrites and fail safes meld into one
and fed my delusions before I'd begun
with this chance for addendums now that I'm done
now that I'm done

nicotine clouds and ethanol smiles
preconceived words wrapped in casual style
the last time I saw you made it almost worthwhile
almost worth while
Track Name: Shaker Ganker
Lemon meringue
Umbilical hang
Shaker Ganker goes
To shake that thang

Poppyseed muffin
Gangrene tooth
Shaker Ganker
Just about to raise the roof

Big bulldozer
Lamb chop suey
Shaker Ganker starts to
Act real screwy

Borborygmous
Hanky panky
Shaker Ganker sure is
Acting janky

Easy bake oven
Tepid pool
All the kids
Think Shaker Ganker’s cool

Fingernail
Very first kiss
Shaker Ganker’s on
The most wanted list
Track Name: Haircut
The other day my baby said that I was starting to look a little shaggy
So she whipped out a pair of scissors and told me to have a seat
She wrapped a nice, warm towel around my neck and then she started clippin
And when she was done, I’ll be damned, it didn’t look half bad

She came over to me, put her hands on my cheeks
She leaned in real close and gave me a kiss

A few weeks later my baby turned and she gave me a funny look
She said “the back’s too long and I don’t like the way it’s growing”
But I said “Too bad, honey, I think I’m really starting to dig it”
It’s easy to manage and I like the way my hats fit now

Then she came over to me, put her hands on my cheeks and said
“Let me give you a haircut, I’ll give you a kiss”

About a month later, I woke up to a cool breeze blowing around my head
In a drunken state, I’d let myself get shaven clean bald
My baby said she couldn’t believe I’d let her do it, and she started laughing
I thought she was gonna piss the bed she was giggling so hard

So I rolled over to her, put my hands on her cheeks
I pursed my lips and said “Gimme something sweet”
But she just kept on laughing
She said “I hate your new haircut, and I don’t want to kiss”
Track Name: Poopin' My Pants
I ate too much by the end of the night
And I think that I might be about to poop my pants

Poopin’ my pants, poopin’ my pants
A-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh poopin’ my pants

I ate too much and I’m feeling pretty tight
No john in sight so I may have to shit my pants, man

Poopin’ my pants, poopin’ my pants
A-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh poopin’ my pants

I’m starting to squirm, I need a commode
I need to unleash this heavy load
I can’t keep clinched so now I’m a-seepin’
And there’s not a whole lot right now that’s keeping me from poopin’ my pants

Poopin’ my pants, poopin’ my pants
A-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh poopin’ my pants
Poopin’ my pants, poopin’ my pants
I’ll assume the stance and poop my pants
Track Name: I Love You and Miss You, Carl Sagan
Catch myself staring at the stars
Wishing I was with you
You’re the smartest guy in the cosmos
Don’t you know it’s true

Your heart is bigger than the milky way
And your mind so quizzical
I wanna hold you for billions and billions of years
We’ll get astrophysical

I think your wit is so amazing
And I miss you, Carl Sagan
You’re outta this world just like an alien
And I miss you, Carl Sagan
You’re hot like three capsules full of capsaicin
Let’s go outer spacing
Now you’re up in the heavens with the stars a-blazin’
And I miss you, Carl Sagan

I think your wit is so amazing
And I miss you, Carl Sagan
You’re outta this world just like an alien
And I miss you, Carl Sagan
You’re helping me to understand
The stars that are in the sky
The mysteries of the universe
Carl, won’t you tell me why
Even though you died and dried up like a raisin
I would kiss you, Carl Sagan
Track Name: Down In St. Ives
I went to the market to search for my love
in the chapel that needed a toll
she was tawdry and young on the rive banks I bartered her life for my soul
Raguel betrayed her the favored son slayed her and buried her corpse
in the sand
my honor avenged as her spirit was crushed by my hand

'cause I murdered my lover down in St. Ives
down in St. Ives
down in St. Ives


she lay with the men all round Cromwell's cast
her pillars were parted in twian
and I lost her down in the mud on those slopes
she waited and labored in vain
the Dolphin revived it's patrons all tried her, I know she lives on with those jerks
she made me so doubtful but I've never been so sure

as I marched to the gallows down in St. Ives
down in St. Ives
down in St. ives
Track Name: If pt.2
If I were alone, I would cry
and If I were with you, I'd be home and dry
and If I were a good man, I'd understand the spaces between friends
Track Name: The Tiger And The Strawberry
I no longer welcome you you've only left my bones
you've taken all my friends away and broken up my home
everybody tells me it's a shame that I found out
but I would rather murder you than wallow in my doubt

I was young when you embraced me and you made me live in fear
so now I write in parody I cannot be sincere
I may be a liar but I swear that this is true
I know there will be hell to pay but it can't be worse than you

i must admit I'm frightened for I know what is to come
but I would rather have the truth than flinch under your thumb
they look at me with pity and ask"why you be so mad?"
but I enjoy a sweeter fruit than they will ever have
Track Name: Metropolitico
Metropolitan politician
Legislation, prohibition
Likes to look, but not to listen
Paid vacation, goin fishin

Metropolitan politician
Calculation, superstition
Makes persuasive, big decisions
Mindless miser on a mission

Thought suppression, good investment
Creationism, Smith & Wesson
Old tradition, new profession
Personal freedom, blank expression
Track Name: Path 'Cross The Tundra
got no stars to light my way
a witless wide-eyed wanderer makes for easy prey
yet no flame took up my call
were you deaf or just aloof, did I reach at all

I wanted to ask you, now I wish I didn't know
it could have been all I wanted, but my apprehension showed
cause it's the crux of my desire, to feel what I've never known
but for now I'll take this path 'cross the tundra alone

waist deep in the driven snow
listless limbs hide fervid stones, as if you'd know
miles and days no end in sight
their intuition wears me down if I could flee I might

I wanted to ask you, now I wish I didn't know
it could have been all I wanted, but my apprehension showed
cause it's the crux of my desire, to feel what I've never known
but for now I'll take this path 'cross the tundra alone

I'm losing the feeling, but which one I'm not sure
the trap still looks enticing, without bait on the lure
cause it's the crux of my desire, to feel what I've never known
but for now I'll take this path 'cross the tundra alone
Track Name: Thermos Full (Of Chicken Noodle Soup)
got a thermos full of chicken noodle soup and
I'm a happy boy nothing could go wrong for me today
fifty cents for the ice cream stand, a red tornado pop and hand and soon
at recess I'll see you

their eyes made you uneasy
but we know what we've done
we did just like the grown-ups
yeah I don't care if they tell everyone

I'm in hot water with the teach again but
I'm a happy boy but I didn't mean to drag you down with me
a drink of water in the time-out hair, your teary eyes, blonde curly hair and soon
next school year I'll see you

got a thermos full of chicken noodle soup and
I'm a happy boy nothing could go wrong on my first day
until i heard your best friend say "she packed her things and moved away it's true"

finished with my lunch and on my way into the yard
my thermos and I, empty and blue
and all the chicken soup in the whole wide world
could never replace you
Track Name: K Cup
man what you thing Crispy J got to say 'bout a K Cup
when I'm up on the mic you know the game 'bout to shake up
I'm changing the look, while you looking for change chumps
I take beats take rhymes and make hits, you just take dumps
you best tuck your tail 'tween you legs in disgrace son
can't stand toe to toe with the dofo, the great ones
spittin' slick lyric tricks since the days of the brain trust
that's all I got to say, 'bout to conquist a Cake Cup