Four outta five physicians recommend a daily cupcake We inhibit serotonin reuptake Only throw touch-downs, no pump fake Didn’t even show up and got first place Eating beef, rump steak on my lunch break Flirted with a girl with curves, got a plump date Stuntin’ with The Dopest Folks, blunts bake Man, we oughta charge for this shit, dump rates

Hey, it's me And I've been thinking about you all day long It's true And I've got some things that I need to tell you I'm always secretly hoping that Stephanie brings you around Cuz we she does my palms get sweaty and my heart starts to pound I wanna say I like you, girl I don't wanna pretend If you don't like me then you'll just stay a friend of a friend

ain't no time for pancakes, and so to break my fast I pour some cheerios, empty like my soul 'cause I just lost my nana, she shed this mortal coil ironically enough, eatin' cheerios now the demon loops start glowin' with the spirits of the damned and they all roam my breakfast nook and now here comes my nan she says that hell has trapped her and now she's doomed to roam weighed down by the chains she forged of sin and cheerio (woo!) oh my god can't you set me free the demon loops have trapped my mind and will not let me be and I will starve if that becomes the cost 'cause I can't sit down to breakfast without reliving all my loss yeah yeah yeah yeah!

I Don’t Miss You At All I don’t want to see you I don’t miss you There’s nothing I’d give up to kiss you I won’t stay up and wait to see if you’ll call Cuz I don’t miss you at all I don’t want to see you or say that you’re mine Ever since you left me I’m doing just fine I’d ask how you’re feeling but I don’t give a shit Cuz I don’t miss you one bit (Chorus) Since we parted ways, only happy days Never thinking of things left behind I’m so glad we’re through, no more me and you And I tell you that’s just fine It’s not like I think about you all the time I like flying solo It’s not boring My bed’s never cold in the morning My memories of you, they aren’t worth a dime Cuz you aren’t ever on my mind I don’t want to squeeze you or say that you’re close Gone are the days when I needed you most I’ve done lots of things since the last time we kissed But missing you’s not on that list (Repeat Chorus)

Thanks, Doug, we're so grateful for you There can be no replacement for you If you left, we'd be in some deep shit You've got spunk and we'll do anything to keep it Thanks, Doug We're so grateful, Doug Don't you know how much you mean here We'd be sad if you were to leave here We lament your consternation We are willing to offer compensation Thanks, Doug We're so grateful

I had a good day the other day There was beautiful weather My baby said that she wanted To get together She winked and she told me she had a surprise in store A weak "see ya then" is all I could muster My heart is racing Butterflies a'flutter The time has come You know the pedal's on the floor And I couldn't believe my eyes when I walked in the door My baby got me a whole goddamn case of banana laffy taffy That's my least favorite candy Besides banana runts

Wednesday morn in Alcolu we got a posse rounded up it's a black day in our little town we got a killer run amok the Stinney boy says he saw them girls on their way across the rails so let's take off our blindfolds boys and put our fingers on the scales we gonna spin the case real good we gonna prove him dead to rights we duped him into takin' ice cream in a bargain for his life you know we got that jury stacked up whiter than a Wilco show and his lawyer's up on next fall's ballot so we know which way he'll go the young girls asked our killer here where the wild maypops grow and his lust rose up insatiable as he watched those white girls go when they denied him he rectified them with a railroad spike to the face he ain't got no corroborating testimony so I rest my case strap him in ol' sparky here and we'll give these folks a show and bolstered on the word of god we gonna make this young n' grow you cowards want to turn back now after lookin' in his eyes the law has had its final say and it won't be compromised

I met her at the Living Earth show she crossed the room, the lights sank low when we're together, she really digs me she fucks me who would think I could be so happy (pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun) when I'm cold you know she's keepin' me warm (pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun) when we're together, she really digs me (pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun) she fucks me (pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun) who would think I could be so happy (pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun) pins and needles up and down my spine (pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun) when we're together, she really digs me now (pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun) she fucks me (pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun) who would think I could be so happy when I'm cold you know she's keepin' me warm when we're together, she really digs me she fucks me she's in my arms, she's in my heart (pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun) pins and needles up and down my spine (pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun) when we're together, she really digs me (pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun) she fucks me (pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun) I met her at the Living Earth show (pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun) she crossed the room, the lights sank low (pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun) when we're together, she really digs me (pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun) she fucks me (pork roll egg and cheese, on a kaiser bun) she fucks me

I work for my brother Abe out in the cornfield I plant the seed and plow the land Come home each night so sore and hungry With a lonesome heart and calloused hands I go into the kitchen to make myself a sandwich Take out the mayo and a coke When I undid that twirled up twist tie All I see is the end of the loaf All I wanted was a ham and cheese sandwich But Abe done beat me there He was always Mama’s favorite child I could’ve died for all she cared She never cared for me, no sir He gets all the pretty women And he drinks all of the gun Abe done took the middle slices And I’m stuck with the butt piece again

I won't believe you when you say I'm lost in transtit I won't believe you when you say I lost her 'round the bend how was I to know there's no one here and nowhere left to go give me milk of magnesia to soften my bones and recall her glances as I shuffle home to bask in the echoes of things we have shared who knows what I'll find if I ever get there maybe I'll find I'm just too far away and I I might find that's all there is to say

Hey my friends, Whatcha doin this weekend? If you don’t have plans, let me give you some My mama’s outta town, and daddy’s away And sister’s with her mister, they’re on holiday I’ve got half a case of beer, and a water bottle full of Bacardi Let’s have a boy-girl party Ooh a party, a boy-girl party Oh it’s a party, a boy-girl party Ooh a party, a boy-girl party Oh it’s a party, a boy-girl party Ooh a party, a boy-girl party Oh it’s a party, a boy-girl party Ooh a party, a boy-girl party Let’s wear cologne and do some Bacardi

Been sober for a coupl’a days now And I’m starting to get that itch Been sober for a coupl’a days now And my brain is a-startin to twitch I need a gram and a liter of Old Crow So I can go and get my fix Been sober for a coupl’a days now And I’m starting to feel perturbed It feels like every little thing Is really grating on my nerves I need a pill that can soothe my troubles I’ll wash it down with a Steel Reserve We’ve been together for so long Now we have to separate My affections faded long ago Nothing left for you but hate That train is leaving in the early morning And I know that I won’t be late

Mull of Kintyre oh mist rolling in from the sea my desire is always to be here oh Mull of Kintyre far have I traveled and much have I seen darkest of mountains with valleys past painted deserts the sunsets on fire as he carries me back to the mull of kintyre Mull of Kintyre oh mist rolling in from the sea my desire is always to be here oh Mull of Kintyre sweep through the heather like deer in the glen carry me back to the place I knew then nights when we sang like a heavenly choir of the life and the times of the Mull of Kintyre Mull of Kintyre oh mist rolling in from the sea my desire is always to be here oh Mull of Kintyre smiles in the sunshine and tears in the rain still take me back where my memories remain flickering embers grow higher and higher as they carry me back to the Mull of Kintyre Mull of Kintyre oh mist rolling in from the sea my desire is always to be here oh Mull of Kintyre Mull of Kintyre oh mist rolling in from the sea my desire is always to be here oh Mull of Kintyre

your lips were pinned back in the guise of a smile mimicking stills so quickly compiled I haven't noticed them all the first time my eyes felt nothing returned no spark, no flicker, no glimmer discerned I couldn't stare for too long our eyes were all closed but the forecast was clear at least in the morning they all proved sincere they all ducked out when we blinked the organ stood silent but rose to the sky guilt in their bones but I told the lie the potluck all went to waste your clocks were already wound you choked when they pulled your life out so unsure no sure that the verdict was clear no sure what's keeping us here but I'm sure I know this won't happen again

Crispy-J: I'm Crispy-J and I'm spittin' first like a side of sauerkraut, beer, and a wurst casue it's your bubble, I'm about to burst cause it's my Will Smith track still haven't cursed till this line we got good ass rhymes when the DoFo roll up it's rappin' time and these beats they so fuckin' fine "and they a damn good looking hand full of guys" all you rappers know that i'm learned step to me if you want to get burned I'm eruptin' skill krakatoa more to learn have you, back to yoda all you suckers in the back best wake up for dessert you in your dying clothes now hope it's your best shirt j-k, the DoFo be sweet with the Cupcake taste like a hot fresh treat The Maestro: Dofo intro sweeter treats than your bakery inhale, exhale flavors extra savory beaters like a cake I'm the icing on top rhymes without intention Maestro's flow won't stop tick tock, the clock is runnin' down turnin' off the oven cause we're hot with our sound movin' all around got a shop in every town tastiest of pasties got the crust that's golden brown these beats, on repeat cupcake earthquake inflicts a feeling of defeat customers linin' up and fillin all the streets just to try a dozen of our flyest rhymin' treats Cupcake and DoFo we killin' it takin' fresh beats, jelly fillin' it just spillin' shit, always drillin' it Hy-C on a mission shake and bakin' shit Hy-C Cupcake DoFo Hy-C keep it shakin' early in the morning at my bakery bakin' delectable lyrical pleasantries so tasty melt in your mouth damn pastry so flaky you know I'm the head chef platin' perfect portions off my palate fresh to death appetizin' entrees we a five star posse smooth like a slice of pie and coffee bleezy looking like a white grape cannoli a cornucopia of potency with kief aioli blaze it up, burn it down gonna hit the spot perfect combination like pinot chocolate relax motherfucker we laid back write a groovy rap, eat a scooby snack we got flavor out the door like we got it to go pass it off to KCLS for the dope flow KCLS: oh (oh) DoFO you know flippin' fillings while we chill in the confectionery store drinkin' miller so you better get a dictionary bro cause it's frosty at the top with the cold ass flow oh glacier to river mineral water see you later motherfucker yo don't even bother yeah you think you can hang with the crew cause you saw us in the feature of a local tribune yo you bring the king some tribute how about some sweet nugs and some cupcakes too conquistdores si we do what we do constructing statues from Brazil to Peru my ink ruins your Machu Pichu my oven is hell bro I got you beat you give me someone to speak to bout these read through's it's the motherfuckin' cupcake posse cuts reboot

I got blown on Tuesday night Went to work the next morning I never thought that it would be so different She didn’t give me any warning Stretching skin, labiaplasty Let’s play fetch, let’s play fetch Medicalize my size, individualize Individual eyes I was grateful for Tuesday night Of course I returned the favor I never thought that it would be so different With all the heaviness and flavor Sweaty sin, expectation Let’s play fetch, fetch play lets Medicalize my size, individualize Individual eyes

Goodbye Littlefoot...

I’m at a killer party A dude comes up to me and says “yo, Do you wanna go and do some blow off of this table with me?” He chops it up real fine White powder in a two inch line I use a rolled up one dollar bill and don’t leave any behind Now I’ve got kokomonose (Chorus) Aruba, Jamaica Ooh I wanna take ya in Bermuda, Bahama Don’t you really wanna The dried leaves of coca, I could even smoke ya I want kokomonose Quickest way to snort away your woes Let’s go and do some blow And get some kokomonose I’m running round the yard Taking bumps off a credit card For sixty dollars you can buy a gram And get your consciousness jarred Go get some kokomonose (Repeat Chorus)

The savages from the brush are sharpening their pointed warsticks And if they coat the tips with the proper numbing agent Then they’re civilized, metamorphosis Eat the flora, kill the fauna Pale is sickly, find the sauna Stifle the id, stifle the id! Individual brute Black is bad Black is beautiful And God is red

Cocaine is not OK It’s mostly baking soda anyway My doctor says that it’s bad for me and it’ll turn me gay But I don’t think that’s true

lookin' down through the mountain air so unsure of how the birds have fared they flew to the hills from the walls in your kitchen manslaughter being broadcast live wonder why he won't just take a dive my father voice says "boy you're just wishing" pawning all you watches and rings away ruined all my albums with nicotine stains puzzled doctors on the ballroom floor snowy threshold to the chapel door it's plowed but all for nothing blood and booze to ease my pen well runs dry and so I dip again until I find I'm just repeating their mantras missed my chances 'cause my words were white caught in a windowless and walled in lie and in my dreams they just keep chanting he'll haunt ya pawning all you watches and rings away ruined all my albums with nicotine stains puzzled doctors on the ballroom floor snowy threshold to the chapel door it's plowed but all for nothing come down the mountain heed the call for blood into the city sunken in the mud we cracked his safe it's not a question of money in baby blue when they covered you the days were pinned upon your brand new suit but thank the lord this time it was sunny

Purple Miranda’s drinking wine Green with tendrils on the vine Drops her glass and leaves alone Gray, she walks the gray path home Rosy red, the day’s begun Gauzy yellow in the sun Pink to crimson, evening ends No one else has time to spend Empty eyes, her heart is black Miranda’s floating on her back In the lake by Rainbow Hill Skin like water, clear and still

Tweaker Dan Knows where everybody goes Tweaker Dan He runs this show And he sculpts this block Like Michelangelo Seventy-six years old Tweaker Dan He holds all the cards Tweaker Dan He’s where it ends and where it starts And he’s looking out for you This street won’t split apart Tweaker Dan He sells to both sides From his place He’s never kept a bride But he’s looking out for you Don’t be scared to go outside He rides his bike And changes oil Tweaker Dan Knows his spoils Tweaker Dan Has a sharp and violent eye All his friends And customers roll by And no one asks And he never asks why He’s like Michelangelo Seventy-six years ol

the leaves lay 'round us dying as you took your hand from mine and let me know then I went home and read about atrocities to make me feet come back and touch the ground what if I said writing this wasn't easy? would you believe these words dripped from my tongue? and would you guess it was the hardest thing that happened all night long? I'm sorry to have tricked you but you're wrong

you got a fever tonight and girl i got your cure and I can tell by the way you're movin' out on the floor the world outside can be a cold, cold place but you got my lovin' tonight girl, so let me stuff your face (you go the cupcake fever baby) and you know I got the perfect drug (you go the cupcake fever baby) no anesthesia so you feel my love (you go the cupcake fever baby) gonna make you well girl, that's my mission step into my office and let me fill your prescription (take a big one of these and call me in the morning) initial tests are over the results are in I'm done prepping for surgery let me begin you may have reservations, you may have your doubts but the only cure for that fever baby is to sweat it out (you go the cupcake fever baby) and you know I got the perfect drug (you go the cupcake fever baby) no anesthesia so you feel my love (you go the cupcake fever baby) gonna make you well girl, that's my mission step into my office and let me fill your prescription (take a big one of these and call me in the morning) (you go the cupcake fever baby) and you know I got the perfect drug (you go the cupcake fever baby) no anesthesia so you feel my love (you go the cupcake fever baby) gonna make you well girl, that's my mission step into my office and let me fill your prescription (yeah fuck me)

down there in the heart of Gai Paris there sits a little school and the girls come from miles around and seek to learn their rules stand straight, head back in line, courtesy do all these things, and you will do well at La Petite academy (oui oui) all across the land of France the men cannot deny their eyes are wide and mouths agape when the girls of la petite pass by douci, nouri merci, henri down there in the heart of Gai Paris there sits a little school and the girls come from miles around and seek to learn their rules stand straight, head back in line, courtesy do all these things, and you will do well at La Petite academy (oui oui)

It’s difficult for one hand to thread a needle If you’re not the best, it’s tough to get first place And if you think it’s hard to catch a greased up piglet You should try to get a boner from a face Yeah just a face

the grand that washed up to the rocks on her shore sold that look in her eyes like never before I thought I could barter if I wasn't so pure wasn't so pure rewrites and fail safes meld into one and fed my delusions before I'd begun with this chance for addendums now that I'm done now that I'm done nicotine clouds and ethanol smiles preconceived words wrapped in casual style the last time I saw you made it almost worthwhile almost worth while

Lemon meringue Umbilical hang Shaker Ganker goes To shake that thang Poppyseed muffin Gangrene tooth Shaker Ganker Just about to raise the roof Big bulldozer Lamb chop suey Shaker Ganker starts to Act real screwy Borborygmous Hanky panky Shaker Ganker sure is Acting janky Easy bake oven Tepid pool All the kids Think Shaker Ganker’s cool Fingernail Very first kiss Shaker Ganker’s on The most wanted list

The other day my baby said that I was starting to look a little shaggy So she whipped out a pair of scissors and told me to have a seat She wrapped a nice, warm towel around my neck and then she started clippin And when she was done, I’ll be damned, it didn’t look half bad She came over to me, put her hands on my cheeks She leaned in real close and gave me a kiss A few weeks later my baby turned and she gave me a funny look She said “the back’s too long and I don’t like the way it’s growing” But I said “Too bad, honey, I think I’m really starting to dig it” It’s easy to manage and I like the way my hats fit now Then she came over to me, put her hands on my cheeks and said “Let me give you a haircut, I’ll give you a kiss” About a month later, I woke up to a cool breeze blowing around my head In a drunken state, I’d let myself get shaven clean bald My baby said she couldn’t believe I’d let her do it, and she started laughing I thought she was gonna piss the bed she was giggling so hard So I rolled over to her, put my hands on her cheeks I pursed my lips and said “Gimme something sweet” But she just kept on laughing She said “I hate your new haircut, and I don’t want to kiss”

I ate too much by the end of the night And I think that I might be about to poop my pants Poopin’ my pants, poopin’ my pants A-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh poopin’ my pants I ate too much and I’m feeling pretty tight No john in sight so I may have to shit my pants, man Poopin’ my pants, poopin’ my pants A-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh poopin’ my pants I’m starting to squirm, I need a commode I need to unleash this heavy load I can’t keep clinched so now I’m a-seepin’ And there’s not a whole lot right now that’s keeping me from poopin’ my pants Poopin’ my pants, poopin’ my pants A-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh poopin’ my pants Poopin’ my pants, poopin’ my pants I’ll assume the stance and poop my pants

Catch myself staring at the stars Wishing I was with you You’re the smartest guy in the cosmos Don’t you know it’s true Your heart is bigger than the milky way And your mind so quizzical I wanna hold you for billions and billions of years We’ll get astrophysical I think your wit is so amazing And I miss you, Carl Sagan You’re outta this world just like an alien And I miss you, Carl Sagan You’re hot like three capsules full of capsaicin Let’s go outer spacing Now you’re up in the heavens with the stars a-blazin’ And I miss you, Carl Sagan I think your wit is so amazing And I miss you, Carl Sagan You’re outta this world just like an alien And I miss you, Carl Sagan You’re helping me to understand The stars that are in the sky The mysteries of the universe Carl, won’t you tell me why Even though you died and dried up like a raisin I would kiss you, Carl Sagan

I went to the market to search for my love in the chapel that needed a toll she was tawdry and young on the rive banks I bartered her life for my soul Raguel betrayed her the favored son slayed her and buried her corpse in the sand my honor avenged as her spirit was crushed by my hand 'cause I murdered my lover down in St. Ives down in St. Ives down in St. Ives she lay with the men all round Cromwell's cast her pillars were parted in twian and I lost her down in the mud on those slopes she waited and labored in vain the Dolphin revived it's patrons all tried her, I know she lives on with those jerks she made me so doubtful but I've never been so sure as I marched to the gallows down in St. Ives down in St. Ives down in St. ives

If I were alone, I would cry and If I were with you, I'd be home and dry and If I were a good man, I'd understand the spaces between friends

I no longer welcome you you've only left my bones you've taken all my friends away and broken up my home everybody tells me it's a shame that I found out but I would rather murder you than wallow in my doubt I was young when you embraced me and you made me live in fear so now I write in parody I cannot be sincere I may be a liar but I swear that this is true I know there will be hell to pay but it can't be worse than you i must admit I'm frightened for I know what is to come but I would rather have the truth than flinch under your thumb they look at me with pity and ask"why you be so mad?" but I enjoy a sweeter fruit than they will ever have

Metropolitan politician Legislation, prohibition Likes to look, but not to listen Paid vacation, goin fishin Metropolitan politician Calculation, superstition Makes persuasive, big decisions Mindless miser on a mission Thought suppression, good investment Creationism, Smith & Wesson Old tradition, new profession Personal freedom, blank expression

got no stars to light my way a witless wide-eyed wanderer makes for easy prey yet no flame took up my call were you deaf or just aloof, did I reach at all I wanted to ask you, now I wish I didn't know it could have been all I wanted, but my apprehension showed cause it's the crux of my desire, to feel what I've never known but for now I'll take this path 'cross the tundra alone waist deep in the driven snow listless limbs hide fervid stones, as if you'd know miles and days no end in sight their intuition wears me down if I could flee I might I wanted to ask you, now I wish I didn't know it could have been all I wanted, but my apprehension showed cause it's the crux of my desire, to feel what I've never known but for now I'll take this path 'cross the tundra alone I'm losing the feeling, but which one I'm not sure the trap still looks enticing, without bait on the lure cause it's the crux of my desire, to feel what I've never known but for now I'll take this path 'cross the tundra alone

got a thermos full of chicken noodle soup and I'm a happy boy nothing could go wrong for me today fifty cents for the ice cream stand, a red tornado pop and hand and soon at recess I'll see you their eyes made you uneasy but we know what we've done we did just like the grown-ups yeah I don't care if they tell everyone I'm in hot water with the teach again but I'm a happy boy but I didn't mean to drag you down with me a drink of water in the time-out hair, your teary eyes, blonde curly hair and soon next school year I'll see you got a thermos full of chicken noodle soup and I'm a happy boy nothing could go wrong on my first day until i heard your best friend say "she packed her things and moved away it's true" finished with my lunch and on my way into the yard my thermos and I, empty and blue and all the chicken soup in the whole wide world could never replace you

man what you thing Crispy J got to say 'bout a K Cup when I'm up on the mic you know the game 'bout to shake up I'm changing the look, while you looking for change chumps I take beats take rhymes and make hits, you just take dumps you best tuck your tail 'tween you legs in disgrace son can't stand toe to toe with the dofo, the great ones spittin' slick lyric tricks since the days of the brain trust that's all I got to say, 'bout to conquist a Cake Cup